So today I am walking through King Soopers looking for teeth whitening strips, which would fall into the teeth category and thus be in the toothpaste isle. Well as I am desperately searching I look to the directory and see "Toothpaste...................__" NO ISLE! When I finally stumble upon the correct isle because I needed cold medicine, I find myself in utter disbelief at how much a whitening strip package can be! $60?!! Crap I'll just use baking soda and pinterest. At any rate...As I am standing in front of the mouthwash/toothpaste/whitening strips, a rather attractive man moseys past me and stops in front of the toothbrushes. Almost immediately he turns to me and says, there are just so many choices and I just don't know what to choose. I suggest the Scooby Doo toothbrush because who ever got a cavity with the good ol' help of Scooby? We go our separate ways and I continue on my shopping expedition. Then when I am searching for hairspray I see him again walking out of the nearby isle. He turns to me and says "choices choices choices" and then flashes his pearly whites -he must have splurged on the white strips- and I just giggle like a girl and walk off. Our final encounter happens in the fruit section where I went to grab blackberries and he approached me and told me that I seemed more like a raspberry girl.
Needless to say, he didn't bother giving me his name, asking for mine, or taking our conversation outside of the realm of the store. And there I was buying my own Valentines Day candy. Forever alone ladies and gentleman. Forever alone.
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